No adventure game is complete without a collection of oddities with which you can interact. Well... some adventure games are complete without a collection of oddities with which you can interact, but they tend to be brain-numbingly dull.

Hurford Schlitzting
The lead character, Hurford is a 20-something nobody who still lives with his parents. Normally, he's the kind of person whose idea of making his own way in the world means having nobody to prepare his lunch... but he's about to find himself thrust into a world where, if you don't look out for yourself, you'll be lucky if you're seen at all.


Sylvia Jjones-Jjjones
Hurford's neighbour, she's famous for being famous and isn't quite sure what she does for a living. Or, for that matter, her age.


Bob Spleckly
Owns an electrical store in the shopping centre. A thoroughly reasonable chap at heart, his passion is his catalogue of electronic gadgets and he can't quite cope with the concept of people not knowing exactly what they want to buy.


Gregor Renchant
To call him a barman would probably be an exageration, despite the fact that he's a man standing behind a bar. Creator of strange drinks, owner of a strange fruit machine and an even stranger accent and wearer of a strange goatee, he's never quite understood authenticity but makes up for it with... frankly, grime.


And more besides...
Meet The Town's resident underground journalist... the junk-food junkie hired to perform tasks which have been rated as too dull for computers... security guards intent on ruining your fun... the one-eyed alien doctor, complete with horns and an irritating lisp... the badly constructed Roboceptionist 8000™... and talking computers galore!